And so it begins

This will be a blog that will either have you laughing uproariously or so angry as to be ready to chew my head off.


So in the vein of both I'll start off with this:



An Inconvenient Truth (for Al Gore)

TRUE and documented You can go to http://www.snopes.com/ and type in the search box 'Texas White House' to confirm.



COMPARISON

HOUSE # 1:
A 20-room mansion (plus eight bathrooms) is heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guesthouse, all heated by gas. In one month, this home consumes more energy than the average American household does in a year. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400 per month. In natural gas alone, this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is in the South. If you are up on current events, you probably know the identity of the owner.

HOUSE # 2:
Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every "green" feature current home construction can provide. The house covers 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms), and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000-gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.

HOUSE # 1
(The 20-room mansion) is outside of Nashville, Tennessee. It is the home of the renowned environmentalist and filmmaker, Al Gore.

HOUSE # 2
(Model eco-friendly house) is on a ranch near Crawford, Texas. Also known as "the Texas White House," it is the private residence of the President of the United States, George W. Bush.



Note On The Preceding From Gary:



While Gore wins an Oscar for his eco-documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth" and testifies before Congress on environmental concerns, Bush is either ignored or depicted as being uncaring on the topic. It's not about the "truth" or what's newsworthy, it's about politics and manipulating what we "believe" to be the truth -period -and it extends far beyond this example in a largely successful attempt to damage every facet of this presidency.




Just an Observation

I am a big fan of Tats and piercings, but I have recently noticed something rather disturbing.

Is it just me or does a clitoral ring look like the grip of a zipper ?

Perhaps it's just my deranged view fo the world but everytime I see one I just want to reach up and zip it shut heh heh heh

I will say this, however, it DOES make for some interesting eyecandy, as well as a damned good marker for the clueless males amoung us who have no idea where to apply a tongue lashing >=-) [get it ? tongue lashing ? LMSFAO!] ( I, however, am NOT one of those poor clueless bastards heh heh heh)

Now.. on to the Prince Albert piercing..........

WHAT......

THE.....

FUCK!


Guys it's a simple rule....... DO NOT ABUSE THE WEDDING TACKLE!

Unless you have aspirations of being a freaking PULL TOY, leave your boys alone.

Any guy who does this should turn in his Man Card and renounce all claims to manhood.

FFS! the majority of hetero men bitch about women metaphorically leading them around by the cock, don't making it fucking LITERAL!

Yes yes I know, what I've just stated is something of a double standard, but fellas, in all reality, a nude woman is much more pleasant to look at than a nude man (naked men just look funny as hell) and adding a leash attachment to your joint doesn't help matters, besides, do you really want to have to explain it at the airport metal detector ? heh heh heh




The Gryph has spoken.